#lazy answers

[lazywriter-artist]

question for YE alpharius (it assumes stuff about alph through canon feel free to discard of it doesn't match) as someone that grew up in the palace under the emperor's direct care, and as someone who loves to set up information networks... were you aware of the emperor's... "state"?

The more you know

[lazypapers]

I bet u look like a scarlet ibis in a good way

gif for refrence I’m fried rn

That is a pretty bird. I have no idea what you mean lol.

[lazyvoyager]

YOU DRAWING THE BEEFY MEN YES PUTS FACE IN THEIR HAIR

[lazy-cat13]

What is your favorite texture of food?

ooooo

uuhhhhh

hmmmmm

like a mix of chewy/crunchy ig? Like a cookie!!

[lazyartist16s]

HOW DO YOU DRAW HANDS SO GOOD

Gay people...gay people is how....

[massivemonsters-giantguts]

Would you rather be squashed under a huge fat belly, or have a huge fat belly yourself to squash others under?

Funnily enough, I’d have to say both!

I don’t have the time for getting big and the like but being that big would be nice…

The same goes for being lovingly squished by someone too!

[cloudedcreams]

thinking of a depressed! yandere meeting his darling whilst she’s drunk in a bar.

he’d felt so spent that night. staring into his glass with a look of dismay, alcohol stenching his breath. it was right in his moment of hopelessness that you appeared, the moment where he truly felt like sinking into his seat and feeling himself let go.

you sat besides him, cheerful from your drinks with pink plastered across your cheeks. you gave him a little nudge and he could still remember the encouraging smile you’d given him, paired with the way eyes crinkled up as you stared at him.

the two of you became well acquainted that night, so well to the extent of maybe being friends. you claimed it your mission to be to ‘cheer him up’ and when he asked where your friends were you told him that you had come alone.

conversation flowed between the two of you with ease. it didn’t take long for you to be offering him a stay at your home, which he accepted against his better judgement. the two of your stumbled onto your bed, pressed against each other and yet not engaging in nothing other than talk.

he wanted to know all about you, and in your state of drunkenness you were all too willing to tell.

you told him of your past, of your traumas of your fears. you described to him experiences he could hardly match up to your pretty face, all before falling asleep laid in his arms.

he enjoyed the feeling of safety you gave him, the jovial spark your eyes held before they succumbed to a silent rest. it’d be okay when you woke up, shocked to see a man you barely remembered.

he’d explain everything. well the parts that sounded nice to him anyways. <3

[wolfythewitch]

Shoutout to when my parents and their friends were chatting and somehow the topic turned to Charlie Kirk and the Woke™️ and then my mother turned to me with fear in her eyes and asked, "[name] is it true? Is there woke in the Philippines?"

[blgblue]

190325 (comic inspired by the fic a stolen moment by Excalis 🤗)

[sandeewithtwoe]

nightmare au where he becomes a therapist/nurse so he can listen to people’s problems/prolong their life (so they can suffer more)

I love this idea so much. He probably has a special outfit for this job. He’ll probably do it for free too, that’s why he has so many clients

Nightmare belongs to Jokublog

Blueberror belongs to loverofpiggies

Transcript:

Berror: Sometimes I feel like I’m still stuck there… like everything isn’t actually real and we’re stuck in a… grey void..?

Nightmare: I see. And how does that make you feel?

Berror: Awful. Like nothing is real and we only exist for someone’s entertainment

Nightmare: That’s great!

[forgettable-au]

Can you give any insight on Papyrus and Alphys’ relationship on the surface? I assume not cause spoiling things but… I CAN ALWAYS HOPE

Not really a spoiler so here it is!

Little doodle hehe

So, they're not really f r i e n d s

BUT!! They still do this during the weekends! It was originally Undyne's idea but they just kept doing it, it's a routine now

[lazywriter-artist]

*drops into your askbox to inform you I am stealing your magnus. I am in need of the fluffy boy. may or may not return him* /j/lh (just in case that needed clarification)

Just make sure not to give him any tree nuts he’s allergic and red 40 and- ya know what I’ll just give you the list it’s a lot and it’s all weird and mostly ancient, but it doesn’t hurt to be careful

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

continuation of this comic! part 2 coming soon

transcript bc my handwriting is very inconsistent:

DOC: -and now I appear to be some sort of cross between man and canine. MARTY: Man and canine... MARTY: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me get this straight. So you used some of Einstein's DNA to turn yourself... into a werewolf? DOC: Well, that's one way of putting it, yes. And seeing how I'm not quite sure how this happened, I'm afraid I may be stuck like this for the forseeable future... MARTY: Future? How future are we talking, Doc, because this... ah... MARTY: ...this looks pretty permanent to me, from what I can tell. You sure you can reverse it? DOC: Oh I'm certain. I refuse to believe that this- [he angrily gestures to himself] ...highly inconvenient form. will be the one I spend the rest of my days in. After all, you can do anything if you- MARTY: -if you just put your mind to it. Right. DOC: Precisely. DOC: Luckily, my mind appears to be unaffected by this transformation, although I suppose only time will tell the complete effects this will have on my mental state... MARTY: Can you talk to Einstein? DOC: ... DOC: What?

[lazyvoyager]

I love your art so much!! All your shapes and lines are just so nice to look at!!

Thank you so much, that means a lot! I’m trying 💪✨

[lazy-cat13]

fellow aroace i see ..

yissir!

[lazyartist16s]

for the azula comic do you think you'll do a comic on the scars on azulas wrists 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

I think the scars on Azula's wrists are pretty self explanatory! They're scars from the chains that used to bound her to the floor during her time in the asylum and the first few weeks of struggling basically caused all the scarring